Witch.

while I was riding the bus home, these middle schoolers were talking about magic. One said, “I am too a witch! I could cast a spell on you, and I don’t care if you believe me, but I could, and then you’d die if I wanted. I’m a Wiccan because I’ve read Wiccan books!111!!11!one!”
I managed to get 3 out of 4 grades up to passing. The only one I still have an F in is Champion’s class, and my mom and I are going to talk to the counselor on monday. exciting business.